Dollmakers Who Cater to the Unusual
Mrs. Blathersby's
Orphanage for the Unattractive and Mentally Unsound (MRSBO)
is a group of dollmakers founded by Melisa of Coppermouse
Dolls
It may look like an
old run-down Victorian home, but there is definitely
something strange going on. Children appear from the usual sources,
i.e. hospitals and police
stations, but there are some children or creatures -- no one
can explain their appearance.
Regardless of their
origins, Mrs. Blathersby gladly takes them in
and sends them on their way to new homes.
In a manner of speaking,
we, the artists and sellers, are the social workers of MRSBO.
We present the orphans to the public and hopefully to a new home.
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Basil found a boomerang in the brambles
behind Mrs. BO...to date, he's belligerently broken five windows,
Mr. Brebble's eyeglasses, and a brindle cat.
The cat will recover, but Mr. Brebble will
have that nasty Twitch for the rest of his life...
We here at Mrs. BO feel Basil would best
be placed with a Family with a large yard, or a home without
furnishings or pets. Unbreakable eyeglasses may be a plus.
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Mashek the Goblin has recently moved into
the Kitchen at Mrs. Blathersby's; he's living behind the stove.
Mashie decided to take up residence the
day he saw Mrs. BO's cook, Mrs. Skimpole, at the Goblin Market
purchasing provisions for the Orphanage. It was love at first
sight, and he followed Cook home.
Poor Mashek!!
It is unrequited love, alas; Cook has screaming
fits at the least glimpse of Mashie, so he must be content with
admiring the Object of his Affection from afar, darting from
behind the stove occasionally to steal a quick pinch, as lovesick
Goblins are wont to do.
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Brian (he insists on
being called Vlad) was cavorting amongst the gravestones one
Twilight, when he was bitten by a Fruit Bat.
He now refuses to consume anything other
than Blood Oranges...his fondest Wish is to have a family with
a large Orchard.
The Social Workers here at Mrs. BO are
confident Brian, errm, Vlad (he's listening, so we'll humor him)
is ready for adoption, and will be the perfect child for you!
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Edythe has been with us here at Mrs. Blathersby's
since the day her parents were carried over a cliff into the
Sea by suicidal lemmings...
Upon her arrival, Edythe was much given
to tears and hysterics, but the Wretched Sisters administered
liberal doses of Dr. P.W. Radam's Sulfuric Tonic, and dear Edythe
has become the perfect example of "Children should be seen
and not heard."
The social workers here at Mrs. BO are
confident Edythe is ready for adoption, and will be the perfect
child for you...
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